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So, basically, this is the eat like a poor Mexican diet. Very funny. You know, I remember my grandfather’s stories of having to eat nothing but tortillas and Chile peppers because that’s all they had to eat. Good job.
Manuel, we’re sorry to have hurt you. We tried to be very respectful of Mexican culture in the book. The book itself is not really a cleanse. It’s satire making fun of fad diets like master cleanse. We very much hate harmful weight loss diets and their effect on our mental and physical health. Living in Austin, Texas, we eat tacos very often. This felt natural to us because it’s what we eat. But we apologize if this sits wrong with you.
MollyJade,
Anyone that cracks open your book can tell that it’s definitely a satire, and a super fun and delicious one at that. I, for one, LOVE the book and give you taco scientists a round of applause!
I have only one question: Is there a rehab group for those of us that are addicted to the wicked siren song of the dreaded burritos? I aim to be a taco purist, but sometimes I fold my tortillas too many times.
The inventors of this cleanse are genius. The studies cited may be suspect, but encouraging positive body image through happy eating is progressive and necessary. Furthermore, bringing young children into the fun by setting out a taco bar and letting them create their own cleansing tacos! This gives children safe control in the kitchen, exposing them to delicious and healthy taco components, making them more willing to experiment and setting them up for a happy and healthy taco-filled existence! Meanwhile, the parents can congratulate themselves on happy little eaters while enjoying their margarita supplements! Fantastic concept!
I bought this book for my kids a few years ago and this summer we are going to eat tacos every Saturday night with recipes from this book. But one question: I don’t know from tacos and I don’t live near Austin. And I am confused about all the fillings and what would go with what. There are recipes for fillings and sauces and tortillas, but no “prescriptions” for what to serve together like in other cookbooks. This weekend I want to make the Comforting Seitan Guisada but I don’t know what else to pair it with it and I am very afraid. Are there rules about what goes with what?
Guisada doesn’t need anything else. Just top with chopped onion and cilantro, for those that like those toppings. Sides that go well with most tacos: beans, rice, simple green salad, sauteed summer squash, fresh (or frozen-thawed) mango or pineapple.