Step 1. Take out a sheet of fancy paper. The fanciest paper you can find. Something really inspiring. Lisa Frank or maybe something with a wookie on it.
Step 2. Write down everything you want to change about yourself. Arms too short? Write it down! Not enough money to swim in a la Scrooge McDuck? Write it down!
Step 3. Crumple the paper into a ball.
Step 4. Throw it at the nearest garbage can, basketball style.
Step 5. Repeat step 4 until you make a basket. If necessary, uncrumple the paper and write “improve paper throwing” on it and start over from step 3.
Step 6. Eat a taco.