19 Badass Taco Tattoos
StandardGetting a tattoo is the ultimate way to show your love and commitment to Tacos. You know you will never stop loving tacos, so why not get them emblazoned on your chest for eternity? Here is a little inspiration to bring with you to your next tattoo appointment:
1. I Don’t Wanna Taco ‘Bout It – cute and friendly taco that would look great anywhere on your body.
2. Yes <3 Taco. I hope the question was, “Will you marry this taco?” Cause we all know the answer.
3. Flour Tortilla taco. It’s simple and elegant, and shows your love for flour tortillas.
4. Graffiti-style taco. This taco lives on the edge. It’s more hardcore than you or I, and just looks super cool.
5. Come and Taco It. Mexico loaned Texas a cannon, and then asked for it back. This taco refuses to be returned to it’s original owner.
6. Party in the USA. Tacos are popular worldwide, but this person knows how to party, and we won’t stop them. PS Ouch.
7. Smiling taco. Don’t worry, we don’t eat anything with a face. It’s a vegan thing. But, you might want to know that you’re leaking cheese out of your… neck? ear?
8. Hand taco. Tattooing a taco right on your hand is the best way to remember that you should be eating a taco right now.
9. AC/DC = TA/CO. Excellent choice of font. Who doesn’t love a little AC/DC now and then? For those about to Taco, WE SALUTE YOU.
10. Let’s get a Taco. What an excellent idea. Where should we go? We’ll meet you there.
11. Face taco. He is a bit creepy, but he only wants to be your friend.
12. Cowboy riding a taco. This is how the West was really won. Haven’t you seen the bean scene from Blazing Saddles?
13. Taco Cat. Taco Cat spelled backwards is TACO CAT. An excellent use of a palindrome and bonus points for the mustache.
14. Adventure Time taco. Was there ever a taco on Adventure Time? If not, there should be.
15. Realistic Taco with peppers. The detail is amazing, you just want to reach out and grab that taco. Might be a great idea for a butt tattoo?
16. Make me a taco T-Rex. You heard him. Make him a taco. He’s a T-Rex dinosaur wearing a sombrero. Don’t mess with him.
17. Taco fighting a Pizza. While we don’t advocate violence to solve your dinner problems, it does seem that this taco is gonna win this fight. Why can’t we be friends?
18. Pixel Art Taco. If Super Mario ate tacos, this is what they would look like. It’ll take 8-bit bytes to eat this one. <Groan>
19. Taco Tuesday feet. Like we always say, Taco Tuesday Everyday! Now put one foot in front of the other and go get a taco tattoo!
Leave your Taco Tattoos in the comments!
Mighty Migas
StandardThere’s currently an egg shortage because of avian flu. Almost 50 million egg-laying chickens have been killed to stop the spread of the disease. The egg shortage is mostly effecting commercial users: the restaurants and businesses making your pancakes, cookies, and, yes, breakfast tacos.
But fear not! Taco Scientists have discovered a way to make breakfast tacos without eggs. Here we have one of their highest performing tacos, the migas taco.
Mighty Migas
Fills 8 tacos
1 tablespoon cooking oil
1/2 cup (70 g) chopped onion
1 jalapeño, sliced in rings
14 to 16 ounces (397 to 454 g) firm tofu, drained
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1 cup (37 g) crumbled tortilla chips
1 cup (170 g) seeded, chopped tomato
1/4 cup (15 g) nutritional yeast
1/4 cup (60 ml) unsweetened plant milk or water
1/2 cup (48 g) vegan cheddar, optional
8 flour tortillas
1. Heat the oil in a large sauté pan over medium-high heat. Sauté the onion and jalapeño for 2 minutes or until onion starts to soften. Crumble the tofu into the pan, sprinkle with the salt, cumin, and pepper, and cook until the tofu is dry and browned on at least once side, about 10 minutes. Try not to stir too often as this prevents browning. Add the rest of the ingredients, including the cheese if you’re using it, and stir thoroughly. Cook until the tomato softens and the liquid is completely absorbed. Serve in flour tortillas.